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Q:
What are echinoderms?
A: Echinoderms are spiny-skinned invertebrates
that live on the ocean bottom.
Q:
Who are you guys? Why do you do this site?
A:
Sorry. No dice on telling ya' who we are. The Man and all of his evil minions
have been trying to figure this out for ages. As for why we do the site - it doesn't
make as much money as pimpin' but it sho' keeps us from hustlin' on the streets.
Q: How can I
contact you?
A: Light 7 candles and meditate for 2 days
while consuming a strict diet of cheap malt liquor and cheese doodles
- we'll hear you. If you need to get in touch faster, e-mail
us.
Q:
Have you considered selling merchandise like overpriced t-shirts with your logo?
A: Yes, but we haven't for two reasons:
- We still need to construct a sweatshop in
an industrialized nation.
- Not sure if there is enough interest.
If you think it would be cool, contact
us and let us know.
Q:
I want to put your images on my homepage without crediting you or acknowledging
you in any way, so that I can do my small part to violate the copyrights of your
photographers and whoever else might have a commercial interest in your intellectual
property. How cool is that?
A: Have you been
checking out our site? You're supposed to go after The Man, not the
brother man. As a result, it is okay with us provided you promise to throw
an online tantrum when we jump on your ass and tell you to stop.
Stuff My Friend, "The Big-Shot"
Lawyer, Says We Should Say
Sticking It To The
Man (SITTM) is a digital periodical of satire, parody, and humor. SITTM uses invented
names in all its material, except in cases when public figures are being satirized.
Any other use of real names is coincidental and not intentional. The content of
this Web site should in no way be construed as factual, unless explicitly stated
otherwise. SITTM is intended for
mature audiences, and should not be accessed by persons under 18 years of age.
Lastly, SITTM has got shit for money,
since all of us have unrewarding and low paying jobs working for The Man.
Therefore, don't bother suing us. If you've got a problem,
contact us and we'll work it out.
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